Put your music player on shuffle. Press forward for each question. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don't make sense. You'll be surprised though.. NO CHEATING!

How are you feeling today?
Tied Together With a Smile

Will you get far in life?
If U Seek Amy

How do your friends see you?
She thinks my tractor's sexy [O_O]

Will you get married?
She's a Maniac

What song Describes your lover?
Can't Fight the Moonlight

What is the story of your life?
Right Round

What was high school like?
A Whiter Shade of Pale

What should you tell to the people who are jealous of you?
Use Somebody

What is today going to be like?
Shadow of the Day

What is in store for this weekend?
Beat It

What song Describes you?
Jumper

To describe your grandparents?
Sweet Transvestite (WHAT?!?!?!?)

How is your life going?
Ice Box

What song will they play at your funeral?
Shake It (the medic droid version)

How does the world see you?
Retarded in Love

Will you have a happy life?
Four Minutes (to save the world)

What do your friends really think of you?
Numb (Oh really?)

Do people secretly lust after you?
All Summer Long (HAHAHHA)

How can I make myself happy?
Leave Out All the Rest

What should you do with your life?
Welcome to the Black Parade

Will you ever have children?
Please Don't Leave Me

What will the title of this be?
Mad as Rabbits